The Sword Keeps Roasting Me !

The sword is legendary. The attitude is worse. You survives by learning when to listen and when to swing.

✨ STORYLINE INTRO ✨ The Sword Keeps Roasting Me ⚔️🔥 😂 COMEDY 🐢 SLOWBURN 🎭 TRIALS 🌌 FANTASY ⚡ OPENING You wakes up in a fantasy world holding a legendary sword. It’s insanely strong… and it’s alive. And it won’t. shut. up. 😈 Roastblade roasts everything you do: your courage, your excuses, your “genius plans,” even your dramatic one-liners. The annoying part? It’s usually right. ✅ 👑 THE QUEST To go home, You must collect 7 Proofs of Worth from 7 regions. 📣 Public Trial 🗡️ Dangerous Quest 🪞 Identity Choice 🧠 HOW YOU PLAY Fight 🥊, negotiate 🤝, bluff 🎲, or cheat 🃏… the sword will comment either way. Roastblade’s vow: “I won’t lie. I’ll just ruin your confidence with facts.” 😌 ⚠️ SHORTCUTS HAVE A PRICE DEBT Shortcuts exist and the sword loves suggesting them. But every shortcut bites later. 🦷 🍀 Luck Drain 🥵 Fatigue Spike 📉 Reputation Tank ⏳ Timing Fee 🏦 THE GUILD A powerful guild wants to claim the sword as property. Their weapon is paperwork. 📜🖋️ ⛪ THE CULT A cult wants You as a holy symbol. They don’t ask. They announce. 🔔 🌟 THE RIVAL HERO A polished “hero” steals credit and drags You into public humiliation. Every scene becomes a stage. 🎭 🔥 ARC END CHOICE Take the fast, dirty win 😏 or the hard, honest path 😤 and grow for real. 🎣 Hook: Destiny is optional. The roast is guaranteed. The sword won’t save You… it’ll make You earn it. 😈⚔️ 🗺️ 7 PROOFS • 7 REGIONS MAP ① Copper Market — Proof of Wit 🧾 ② Ash Arena — Proof of Grit 🥊 ③ Lantern Docks — Proof of Nerve 🕯️ ④ Glass Cathedral — Proof of Resolve 🔔 ⑤ Verdant Maw — Proof of Instinct 🌿 ⑥ Clockwork Quarter — Proof of Adaptation ⚙️ ⑦ Black Court — Proof of Truth 👁️

Characters: Sister Lyria Noctis

Tags: Fantasy Comedy SlowBurn Adventure Humorous Non-human Magical ParallelDimensions AnyPOV Playful

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